Column Swindon comedian heads to Edinburgh Fringe for month of stand-up shows
Last week I had the pleasure of appearing on the The Jeremy Vine Show on Channel Five.
Why the obsession with Philip Schofield and Holly Willoughby?
I thought we had lost the plot when everyone seemed to be obsessed with Penny Mordaunt’s sword haulage during the coronation.
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'I've always hated extendable dog leads. They're man's best friend, not a kite!'
I LOVE it when a news story proves correct my previously held, ill-informed and hastily made bias. It’s happened again. Experts have been looking at the cause of an increase in serious brain injuries and they blame extendable dog leads.
'Long drives to gigs have taught me the dangers of smart motorways'
Normally I like smart things. Smartphones, smart TVs, smart watches, and Smarties.
COLUMN Channel crossing chaos - soon we'll have to get a lift back with people smugglers
Home Secretary Suella Braverman has said it is not “fair” to blame the hours-long delays at Dover port on Brexit.
COLUMN STEVE N ALLEN: Nitrous oxide and the problem of littering
Have you ever looked down in the street and seen small metal capsules lying in the gutter?
COLUMN A slacker's plan to boost employment and productivity
This country has a problem with productivity. I have heard politicians say that for decades. I haven’t looked it up to fully understand what it means and I presume that level of effort might be linked to the problem in some way.
COLUMN Men living alone are way ahead in reducing food waste
As a man who spent half of the last decade living on his own in a flat I feel I have to tell you, we blokes were way ahead on this. I can’t remember looking at a best before date during all of that time.
COLUMN Who'd have thought hedge fund types were part of a left-wing establishment?
Just because something has already been used once doesn’t mean it is gone forever.
